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I just saw my life flash before my eyes. My finger slipped while I was scrolling through iTunes and I almost accidentally bought a Taylor Swift song.

Wait how did I just find out about Joanna Newsom dating Andy Samberg and why is it making me so upset? Is it because he is the star of a terrible movie (Hot Rod) and is almost always not funny while she is wonderful in all capacities? I think so.

The highlight of my week is going to be the date I’m taking myself out on to the Natural History Museum on Friday. 

How can I feel lonely when the trees are changing color and I’m finally back home to witness it.

God people have to do some really silly shit when they’re pledging a frat.

I liked the way the floor creaked in your house and how you drew on the walls of your room like they were paper and they kind of were paper, we could hear your parents watching tv three rooms away while we were tucked under covers with the lights turned off.

To the man sitting alone at My Thai Vegan Cafe reading a Junot Diaz novel, I feel ya.

I am just having the weirdest night. I don’t know, everything is weird, people are weird, the city is weird, life is weird, and someone outside my window is singing a Hilary Duff song.

I guess I’m just a teenage dirt bag.